films of doom

Friday, December 17, 2004

So i married an axe murderer (ooh v.h.s)

reminds me of my short lived beat phase circa '96 where i would get up on the table in b-wing cafe and recite the woman woman woman poem....hands down mike myers best work. its well worth watching even if just for the sceane with phil hartman talking about machine gun kelley. i wish mike would make another movie of this caliber. the dialog betwixt anthony lapaglia and alan arkin is the funniest take on the whole angry police chief sterotype i have ever seen (way funnier than last action hero and naitonal lampoons loaded weapon)....to top it all off it has cameos by charles grodin (best in really small doses) and steven wright.

"do you link your own sausage?"

thiings i learned from this movie;
1. alan arkin is way funnier than alan alda will ever be
2. never marry a woman who shouts the name ralph in her sleep (unless thats actauly your name or for some reason you like to be called ralph)
3. scottish accents arent always funny, but if done correctly it will leave you crying yourself to sleep on your 'uge pilla






Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (dvd)

all in all it was a good flick...
i dont know what to say im kinda blocked...takes place in li and jim careys brain...very sweet very crazy....good subplot with kirsten dunst