mystic river (dvd)

i first saw this in the theaters when it was out...eastwood hits it again.
after recently watching "million dollar" baby and being a huge fan of "midnight in the garden of good and evil" you can definatly see eastwoods eye and style in these movies.

sean penn and tim robbins are excellent. oh fuck i dont know what to say about this stuff anymore...block block block ....i want to tell you more but i dont want to give anything away.

Napoleon dynamite (dvd)

"are you drinking 1% cause you think your fat, cause your not you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to"

one of the best films of 2004 it is so oddly funny with a lot of little things. i cant even begin to review this so ill just quote it a bunch of times

"...i dont have any num chuck skills or bo hunting skills..."
"im voting for pedro sanches who do ya think"
"gosh kipp way to eat all the freakin chips"
"the defect in that one is it tastes like the cow got into an onion patch"
"i have your crap in my locker...i cant fit my num chucks anymore"

i dont know i just cant describe how mesmorizing this movie is so......

collateral (d.v.d)

ok so im not sure if i spelt that correctly, however my ignorance is nothing compared to the ignorance the film maker thinks i might have...fucking predictible...
tom cruise, jamie fox and the dude that played jack dalton (from macgyver) all give their worst performances since well......some of thier previous sucky films...ie; tom cruise in "interview with the vampire" good flick but come on he sucked so much anis in that one. jamie fox well...im not sure what else hes been in but im sure it sucked...and the dude that played jack dalton ....well lets just say that was the highlight of his career.

come on a hit man that takes a cab to all his wackings? lame ass!

i give it one and a half pints (one just for cruises silly grey hair)